英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

清酒暖风

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？
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01正确示范

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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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“What kind of dog is that?”
“Hey, nice shoes.”

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3 x+ e9 o. i3 H* O% INo.4（常规型）

-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.5（夸赞型）
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-You have a great smile.


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No.6（酒吧场景）

-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

9 l8 K- Q" O4 u-Can I buy you a drink?
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-Are you here alone?

8 n8 T7 j" T3 l, A0 [. V. S-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

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02错误示范

1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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1 N/ ~4 z& r# O' r& {- x2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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8 m$ r; ]2 W* I2 Q$ YNOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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+ t0 f1 q, L3 r1 a' pExample: That guy just checked you out.
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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NOTE 2
; `6 E" ], [( K' d8 tTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

NOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范
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邓布利多（哈利波特）
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女巫
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Klaus（始祖家族）



Damon（吸血鬼日记）
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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）

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Howard(生活大爆炸)


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Rose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）
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咕噜（指环王）

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看了这么多还不会？
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6 _5 M' w* u+ y; V0 F$ q理科生不懂浪漫？
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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技

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勇敢去吧！
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如果碰壁了...
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Betsey

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Bitesince

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残留物

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Rubye

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

信基哥原地复活

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Allure

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

sher009

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